Why must I be the size of a pregnant whale?

Ohmygoodness. I feel so freaking fat today. My legs are the size of logs, my arms too. I look like I could be pregnant with a baby bear. I hate this so much. I'm trying so hard. I feel dizzy and weak, so why am I not thin yet? Freaking sucks so much. I'm so fatfatfatfatfatfatfat. I will be the skinniest girl at my school. I will make that happen. I'm gonna drop so many sizes. 7 to 5 to 3 to 2 to 1 to 0 to 00. Zero in tennis is love. I finally get it. 0 is love.